Well I've finally decided to overhaul this stale shitball webpage. Things to excitedly look forward to: All the funniest individual webpages I've seen in my wanderings. A Disc Golf section where I'll share with you all the best places to play in and around Calgary. (yes that includes all our unofficial courses) Links to my top selections of .mp3's that are actually available legally, because sharing music is bad. Continued complete coverage of the Drunken Pokémon Gym League. Maybe I'll make the rest of the website look something like this page. Mail me if you know of any reason that the internet is useful.