Sent to us Donna J. Thanks.
A Lady gets stopped by the Police.
"Did you know that you were only
going 16 kms. an hour?", Asks the Policeman.
"Of course I knew that", says the
woman, "That's the posted speed limit. I always follow the
speed limit."
"Madam", Says the Policeman, "That
is not the posted speed limit, That is the Highway number,
You are on highway number 16."
The woman was practically speechless. "Oh", was all
that she could utter.
Just about this time the Policeman
looks a the lady's passenger. A little wizened old man who looked as white
as a ghost.
"What's wrong with him", Asked the
Policeman?
Finally, the woman found her voice.
"Oh, He'll be all right in a few minutes", assurs the woman, "We just came
off of highway 220.