A Healthy Relationship
VERSE:
The critics of healthcare sang a sad, sad song:
“The costs are steep, and the queues are long.
Let’s take the pressure off the system!” they cried.
“We need a private system on the side!”
And as their song rang out across the nation
There was one man who was struck by this inspiration:
CHORUS:
I’m gonna have an affair to take the pressure off my marriage
Cause my marriage needs a brand new lease on life
And all the women I pursue
Who just can’t wait to jump my queue
Will be appreciated by my wife
And at the end of the day, when I come home from cherry-picking
She will revel in the pleasant atmosphere
It’s clear that she will feel respected
And not a bit neglected
On the day our tea for two becomes two-tier.
I’m sure my wife will feel at ease
About my bills for diamonds, furs, and other administrative fees
I’m sure my wife will get a grip
If I should bring some hottie home for a little public-private partnership
I’m gonna have an affair, that’s what I call a fair arrangement
And the Fraser Institute can be my source
'Cause there's no limit, there’s no end
To the beds I can attend
And that's the way I'll put my marriage back on course
I’m sure that nothing could work better but divorce.
© Adi Sara Kreindler, 2009
Recording coming soon! (Style - soft shoe.)