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A woman went out to a local computer store to buy a computer that her family wanted her to get so she can e-mail them. The sales person told her that they would deliver the computer, set it up and give her some pointers on using it. If she had any problems later all she had to do was call their "Technical Support" they would talk her through it over the phone or come back to her house to find the problem. The sales person asked her if she wanted to purchase 2 years in house warranty, the woman said yes.
A few months went by, she was getting good sending and receiving mail and checking the other web sites with only one call to tech support until one day -- She called tech support. SUPPORT: "hello, technical support how can I help you" LADY: last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noise at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing.
SUPPORT: I will have a technician come over first thing this morning, just leave the computer just like it is so they can find the problem and fix it or change it out with another computer. Give me your address; phone number and the technician will be there just as soon as they can. When the technician got there, the lady showed the technician where the computer was, said what happened to it, this is what the technician found wrong. Take a look at the pictures... you won't believe your eyes!!!
And you though! t you had computer problems...

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This old lady goes into this biker bar and asks this tough looking biker gang hey can I join your Gang? The obvious leader of the gang stands up and say’s "I think were a little tough for you Granny", to that granny replied "well look at this leather it is awesome" the guy look’s granny up and down and say’s yeah it’s pretty good but you don’t have a bike. To this the old lady say’s come outside and when they get there she has a fully dressed Harley outside. The guy say’s well that is pretty good but let me ask you this.....have you ever been picked up by the fuzz and the old granny thinks about it and say’s well NO but I have been swung around by my titties before!

(WARNING!   Some of the Jokes & Joke Pictures may be offensive.)

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