'Wooden Leg Insurance'
A man and his wife, moved back home to Newfoundland, from Ontario.
The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Ontario, was $2000.00
a year !!
When they arrived in Newfoundland, they went to an insurance agency,
to see how much it would cost to insure. The agent looked it up on
the computer and said to the couple, '$39.00.'
The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in
Newfoundland to insure, because it cost him $2000.00 in Ontario !!!!
The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, 'Well,.
here it is on the screen, it says:
*Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system over it, is $39.00.*
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This is a true story, proving how fascinating the
mind of a six year old is. They think so logically.
A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her
class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying
to gather the building materials for his home. She read . 'and so
the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and
said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my
house?'
The teacher paused then asked the class:
'And what do you think the man said?'
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ...'I
think the man would have said 'Well, I'll be damned!! A
talking pig!'
The teacher had to leave the room.
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I Will Soon Have Bird Dog Pups For Sale . Anyone
Who Is Interested Please Contact Me. The Litter Will Probably Be
About 7-10 Pups Which I Will Sell At A Very Reasonable Price. I Have
Attached A Picture Of The Mom And Dad So You Will Have An Idea Of
What The Pups Will Look Like. Please Let Me Know Soon, As They May
Go Fast - Thanks
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There was once a young man who, in his youth,
professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define
"great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will
read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level.
Stuff that will make them scream, cry, and howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Source: Useless Knowledge.
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