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The Top 15 Euphemisms for Being Pregnant
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15.Renting out the guest room
14.The Pop Secret is in the microwave
13.Another 18 years down the toilet
12.Losing the immunity challenge
11.Preparing another future Razor owner
10.Moving the Baby 1.0 prototype into production
9.Exhibiting signs of man-juice infection
8.Awaiting the Teletubby invasion forces
7.Buying sardine and pickle futures
6.Spinning off a wholly-owned subsidiary
5.Made a money shot in the night deposit box
4.Got a three-month pass for the morning porcelain express
3.Secured a beachhead on the shores of the Uterine Sea
2.Flipping the bird at the Chinese Government
and the Number 1 Euphemism for Being Pregnant...
1.Suing Trojan
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