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Apr 22, 2005
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The Top 15 Euphemisms for Being Pregnant
15.Renting out the guest room

14.The Pop Secret is in the microwave

13.Another 18 years down the toilet

12.Losing the immunity challenge

11.Preparing another future Razor owner

10.Moving the Baby 1.0 prototype into production

9.Exhibiting signs of man-juice infection

8.Awaiting the Teletubby invasion forces

7.Buying sardine and pickle futures

6.Spinning off a wholly-owned subsidiary

5.Made a money shot in the night deposit box

4.Got a three-month pass for the morning porcelain express

3.Secured a beachhead on the shores of the Uterine Sea

2.Flipping the bird at the Chinese Government

and the Number 1 Euphemism for Being Pregnant...

1.Suing Trojan


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